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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏
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