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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮
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