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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺
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