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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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