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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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