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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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