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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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