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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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