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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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