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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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