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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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