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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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