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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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