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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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