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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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