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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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