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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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