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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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