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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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