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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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