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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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