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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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