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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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