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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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