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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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