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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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