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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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