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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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