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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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