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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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