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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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