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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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