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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Widget eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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