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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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