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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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