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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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