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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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