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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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