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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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