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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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