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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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