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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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