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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Millie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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