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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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