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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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