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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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