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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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