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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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