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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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