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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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