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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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