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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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