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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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