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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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