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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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