Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.