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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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