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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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