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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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