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Pet death

My step-auntie Lillian had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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